Alec Baldwin is currently in the middle of an investigation into the shooting death of Halyna Hutchins on the set of Rusthe’s facing several lawsuits from the tragedy, and he’s watching his already-shit-stained reputation get covered in more shit from him fighting with Halyna’s widower Matt Hutchins over how he’s taken zero responsibility for the accident, even though he was holding the gun. Not to mention, that Alec has tons of lawyer bills to pay. So what’s an Alec Baldwin to do during all of this? Obviously, the right answer is to add another baby to his ever-growing child army since Hilaria Baldwin is pregnant again. But honestly, I think Hilaria’s answer to all issues and problems is to make another baby. Alec could look at their car insurance bill and say, “This is too damn high,” and a normal person’s response would be, “Switch to Geico.” But Hilaria probably thinks for a second before saying, “I know, Alejandro, let’s solve this problemo by making another bambino!” Alec would sigh while unzipping his pants and making a mental note to let his wife know later that “toddler“is an Italian word.
In 2019, Hilaria talked about suffering a miscarriage. A year later, Alec Baldwin declared that his baby-making factory was closed and he was done with trying to give Hilaria another girl. And in March 2021, Hilaria announced that she got the newborn baby girl she wanted. A surrogate gave birth to Alec and Hilaria’s sixth child, a daughter they named Maria Lucia. And today we learned that Alec Baldwin was telling lies about retiring from making babies. Because Hilaria announced on Instagram (yeah, she’s back from her “break” already) that she’s got a womb full of another Baldwinito. 38-year-old Hilaria posted the news with a video of her and 63-year-old Alec hanging out with the Baldwinito army (13-month-old María Lucía Victoria, 18-month-old Edward “EduPao Lucas3-year-old Romeo Alejandro David5-year-old Leonardo Angel Charles6-year-old Rafael Thomasand 8-year-old carmen gabriela).
This Baldwinito will be Alec’s eighth child. As we all know, he shares a daughter, 26-year-old Ireland Baldwinwith Kim Basinger.
Alec and Hilaria also confirmed that she’s pregnant with this little bit of eye-roll fuel:
We have ‘somos un buen equipo’ engraved on our wedding bands. We say that to each other all the time at home — that we’re a good team,” Hilaria and Alec tell PEOPLE in an exclusive statement. “One of the most beautiful things my children have experienced with a big family is how the heart can grow with every new sibling.”
“Our capacity to love continues to expand and we can’t wait to embrace our new little one this fall!” they added.
As Alec Baldwin calls his agency and screams at them to get his family a TLC reality show STAT now that he has yet another mouth to feed, Hilaria is probably wondering what Spanish name she’ll give her seventh child. It’s a good thing that the name Halyna isn’t Spanish or Hilaria and Alec would shamelessly name their new baby that. All in the name of damage control.
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